Built a joke OpenAI-compatible API called “GPT-5.6 Blackhole” - a parody riffing on the alleged GPT-5.6 “Sol” model nami...

Built a joke OpenAI-compatible API called “GPT-5.6 Blackhole” - a parody riffing on the alleged GPT-5.6 “Sol” model naming meme. Weighing in at an estimated 17.2 EP (exaparameters), schema-valid on purpose: real /v1/chat/completions and /v1/models endpoints, accurate prompt_tokens accounting, empty content, finish_reason: "stop" - so your tokens get faithfully “consumed” and nothing escapes the event horizon. Full production-grade satire stack: Flask + Waitress behind Nginx (TLS 1.3, rate-limited, 1MB body cap, CORS, input validation), Dockerized with a healthcheck, plus a deadpan llms.txt announcing “this endpoint accepts input and returns nothing”. Never shipping it, but the RFC-compliant nihilism was too good not to design.#AI #OpenAI #GPT #DevHumor #SelfHosted